Nice surprise from a date site…

About 18 months ago, I met a lady in her mid 40’s through a hookup dating site called Iamnaughty.co.uk. She had been married for 20 years, was bored as hell with the relationship but, like a lot of people, did not want to rock the boat at home. So she looked for fun outside….

The chat between us before meeting was a bit unusual – she wanted to know how I would seduce her and make love to her etc etc. Usually this is fairly erotic, but there was something ‘different’ about this lady. We agreed to meet up and she came and stayed with me for the evening and night.

She was a BBW lady, who I will just call Tina. She told me about the other guys she had met on the site, including a VERY well-hung black guy, and how none of them had managed to ‘hit the spot’ for her. I couldn’t work out why. Anyway, after a light ‘supper’ (Ha ha!) we got down to it. She was a sensual as hell!!!!! Had one hell of a blow job technique and everything. BUT . . . there was still something I could not work out.

When we ended up in the bedroom and I got her out of her knickers, I started to finger her and thought to myself there was something odd ‘downstairs’. Now if you are reading this, I bet you are already jumping to conclusions! Well, you’re wrong!!! No, she was NOT a tranny – most DEFINITELY NOT!! When I finally slid my cock inside her, I thought ‘Hang on! This feels a little, er, ‘strange’…..

I can only describe the sensation inside this lady as being like you had just put your cock inside an erection pump and had overdone it with the sucking!!! Ha ha! There was pressure all along my cock from tip to the bottom of my shaft and it was like it was sucking the cum out of me!!!

I fucked her as hard as I could – she had already told me she had NEVER had an orgasm through being fucked by a cock – she could ONLY have orgasm by fingering, oral or by using a vibrator – and I fucked her as long as I possibly could without cumming. We broke for a short while to get our breath back (!!) and I told how my cock felt inside her.

Then she told me:- When she was 10 yrs old, she had had a fall during rock climbing with her school and broke her pelvis. This was right before puberty set in and due to the plaster cast she had to wear for TWO YEARS, her Uterus had grown into what is called a “Funnel” Uterus. In other words, the opening to the vagina instead of being like a ring around a guys cock, was more like a tube down which your cock slid during fucking.

She started crying telling me. I told her that was the most fantastic feeling I had ever had during sex!!!!!! When I told her I had had to stop myself cumming due to the pressure on my cock, she told me that’s what always happened – guys would fuck her and cum so quick that it was all over in minutes. Must have been so depressing and disappointing for her all her life.

So, after a rest we got back to it! I fucked her so hard and so long (I have practised ejaculation control for years, thanks to being taught how to do it by a porn actress 25 yrs ago) that she had the most massive orgasm a woman could have – she was screaming, crying, laughing all at once. And then I came like a waterfall inside her! The look on her face was amazing!!!! It was like someone had opened the gates of a prison and let her free..

After we had finished, we lay back holding each other and she told me no guy had EVER fucked her so hard or so long – not even the well-hung black guy! Wow! Did I feel like Top-Dog or what???????? lol!

She stayed the night, and we had a really great fuck in the morning. She was a totally different woman after the previous night and loved every minute of it. Later I ran her back to the station and she caught the train home.

I didn’t hear a word from her for nearly a month afterwards. When I did it was the most wonderful email thanking me for helping to make her feel like a ‘real’ woman. I never heard from her again. I hope Tina has made great strides in her life and looks back on that night the way I do. Have a feeling she does . . . 😉

I met a 26 year old women on a dating site

I had been on this hookup dating site looking for a women for a bit, but I couldn’t find one near then I spot this 26 year old, so I started to chat to her , she lives in Sheffield, we had been chatting for a week & then this morning I went to meet her at her house just for a drink of tea & a chat, I parked out knock on the door, she open it & asked me in, I followed her down the hall to the kitchen, where she put the kettle, we kissed & started to chat, She had got some big tits & a wide arse when the tea was made she said shall we go in the living room to drink it, I said yes ok I followed her in she sat on the settee & I sat on the chair, we was still chatting she ask me to sit at the side of her so I put my tea on the coffee table & started kissing her she wasn’t much to look at but I thought I might get to fuck her from what we had been talking about on the site, I moved my hand up her skirt on to her knickers, I could feel she was wet I pull her knickers to one side & slid a finger in her then started to move it in & out, still kissing her, anyway we finish our drinks & I took the empty cups in the kitchen when I got back she wasn’t there I shout her, she said she was upstairs & was I going up, so I went up I could see her from the top of the stairs, she was already undressed her tits was down to her belly & I could see her arse in the air, at this point I was thinking face down arse up just the way I like to fuck, I went in & said I wondered where you had gone, She said well we talked about it didn’t we, yes I said we did, well get undressed Its been a long time since I had sex, I undressed & stood there with my cock hard & ready, she got on her knee’s & started to suck me off she was doing a fine job so I ask her if her teeth was false yes she said, Well take them out & suck my cock will you this she did, She suck me for a couple of minutes then took my knob out of her mouth & said how was that, not bad I said you can suck cock, I nearly shot my load in your mouth, to this she said you will shot it in a bit but up me.

She got on the bed I climb on too & laid at the side of her kissed her & started to suck her tits my hand was on her cunt by this time I was pushing her legs apart & sliding down her crack feeding my finger in her first one then two then three I’m thinking she going to take my hand next, I then got four finger up her but I tried to push my hand up but she wouldn’t open up that big so there I was with four fingers in her cunt rubbing them in & out sucking on her tit, she was getting wet so I get down the bed to lick her out, she said to me can you get my toy out of the third draw down, I open the door & there was a dildo I got back between her legs & push the dildo up her I could just hold the bottom of it, the rest was up her fuck I’m thinking this is a bucket I push it all the way up her & was holding it there then started to lick her, she wasn’t long before her came, she said now fuck me will you put your cock in me & fuck me I wiped her cunt juice off my face & got my knob on her pissed flaps rubbed it up & down them, then push my cock up her & started to fuck her slow & gentle I could feel she was really wet I then got hold of the top of the bed &fucked her hard I really ramming it up her, she was loving it saying to me yes fuck me fuck me, Yes I’m going to fuck you I then pulled out & she said no don’t take it out please fuck me I was enjoying that I told her to sit on me I laid down on the bed she got on top & put my cock back in her, I then now ride me I was laid there & she was fucking me hard, I let her fuck me for a couple of minutes then I grabbed her arse & pulled her forward & started to fuck her again, it wasn’t long till she came I was still fucking her, she was getting ready again to cum I kept pounding her, she came again I kept fucking her she came about I could feel how wet I was, I could feel her cunt juice running down my balls &the top of my legs then she said please don’t make me cum again I’m getting tired so I said well then get off me & I will fuck you from behind,

She could on the edge of the bed face down arse up just the way I like to fuck, I got behind her & I was back up her pounding her with my cock I was really giving it her hard boucing off her arse, it was then I had a thought, I let my cock slip out I grab it & moved it up a bit then went back forward I hit her arse hole & push in, I was up her to the hilt, I pumped in a couple of times she said please not there, ok sorry I said & pulled out then shove it back in her cunt fucking her again, I was ready to cum I could feel my cock getting really hard I then told her I’m going to cum with that I shot my load up her, I was pumping spunk up her like no tomorrow, I left my cock there for a bit I looked down my spunk was running down the edge of the bed, I took my cock out & wiped it over her arse, watch my spunk run out of her, I asked if she enjoyed that yes she said I did, I asked if she had ever sucked a cock after it had fucked her, no she said I asked if she want to try but she wouldn’t, ok I said & laid down for a rest she laid down too put her hand on my cock & asked if we could do it again soon yes we can I said, can’t wait I got up wash my cock & balls then got undressed she laid there watching me, she legs open with my cum on her fanny & round her arse, she went to get cleaned up put her dress gown on &we went back down stairs for a drink before I left saying I will see u Friday morning, ok she said look for to that so we will see what happens on friday……………………….

What happened when I met Teresa69 on a dating site

True story.

I added a profile to a dating site and didn’t expect much as I had heard loads of the profiles were fake, but nothing ventured, nothing gained.

While browsing profiles, I noticed a username had “69” in the name which was pretty unusual for a non-sex site. I favorited her profile as I did not have access to send messages. As it turned out, she was online at that moment and she messaged me directly, which on that site allowed me to respond. She noticed my profile mentioned “well endowed” and she would like to see some of that. I was surprised she was so forward on an initial contact but I went with it and told her I could be there in an hour, kind of as a joke. To my surprise she said “Sure, here is my address”.

I didn’t know if she was fake or not, but once again, nothing ventured… So I agreed to go over.

I drove over straight away to a house in a nice neighborhood, rang the doorbell and the door opened up to a nice middle-aged woman in a loose fitting dress, pleasantly curved with huge tits. Red hair, and very sexy. “Come on in, I’m Teresa” she said.

So we started some chit chat, she was single but loved to play around with men, especially well endowed, if they turned out they could deliver a good time that is. I explained my situation and we talked some more as we sat on the couch and I wasn’t sure where it was going so I decided to make a move, I just leaned forward and started kissing her. She opened her mouth wide and took in my tongue and gave an audible sigh of pleasure as I started rubbing her tits through her dress. I could feel her nipples stiffening even through her dress and bra and I made sure to stroke them through the cloth as we continued to kiss. She gave a soft moan into my mouth as I teased her nipples, and when I reached down and started stroking her pussy through her dress, she broke away.

“Not in here, let’s get naked in the bedroom”

“She led me into her room and pulled her dress off over her head to reveal a bra bursting with her big boobs, and reached behind her to let them spring free. As they popped out, I reached forward to heft their weigh in my hands, and leaned forward to pull one of her nipples deep into my mouth. She groaned as I flicked my tongue over her erect nipple, and pulled my head away. “Don’t forget the other one, they get jealous if they don’t get equal treatment”. I obliged with similar action on her other breast as I circled the original nipple with my index finger, flicking it back and forth. She shuddered, and pushed me away and said “Let’s see what we have here, take off those fucking trousers.”

I took off my shirt and pants and she quickly pulled down my boxers to reveal my raging hardon. “Nice, I think we can work with this,” she said and knelt in front of me and took me deep into her mouth. She bobbed her head on my cock for a while then said, “Let’s get on the bed and you can see why my username is ‘Teresa69′”.

I was more than happy to lay down and have her straddle my face with her well endowed ass. I love a woman with some extra flesh on her, it is more to knead, stroke and enjoy. She lowered her pussy to my mouth and I licked her slit up and down… (or is is down and up since she was upside down to me?) I could feel her wrap her hot mouth over my cock again and could feel her humming on it as she moaned due to my ministrations on her clit. I grabbed her ass and pulled her pussy into my mouth as hard as I could, smothering me with the deliciousness that eating pussy provides. We spent quite a while doing this before she said, “I need this damn thing in me!” and climbed off.

She grabbed a condom from her drawer, opened it and rolled it on my cock, leaned back, spread her legs wide and said “Fuck me, baby.” She was quite a sight laying there like that, huge tits spread out and her pussy nice and full after all the warmup. I needed no further encouragement and climbed aboard.

I wasted no time as she was dripping wet and thrust it all the way in deep. “Wow!” she said, “Fuck me!” and I proceeded to do so, long slow strokes in a s deep as I could, leaning down to suck those gorgeous tits every so often even though it was hard to get my head bent that way. I just couldn’t resist. She started moaning as I kept thrusting, then told me, “I want you to fuck me doggie, baby”. She turned over and put that gorgeous wide ass up in the air for me, and I thrust it in. This was apparently her favorite position because she really started moaning and going crazy. I started a nice rhythm for a few minutes and I could feel her pussy getting tighter. It was not going to last for me with her clamping down on my dick like that so I started moaning myself and that did it for her, “I’m coming!” she said and I could feel the spasming of her pussy on my cock. I blasted my load into the condom and collapsed onto her back.

“Nice to meet you,” I said and she laughed.

Dating Site Adventures

I was told about a really good hookup site and though I would give it a try because other people had said it was full of women looking just to get laid, and they weren’t wrong!  The site is called www.2fuck.co.uk  and I will tell you about some of the adventures I had with women and their friends on there.  I was looking for women on the site when I looking at this picture of a woman called Sharon, thought not bad & she’s on line, probably late 20’s or early 30’s with big tits, slim waist, amazing arse (there were some holiday pics in there from Spain or tenerife in a bikini) so I sent her a message she didn’t answer me I waited a bit still no answer, so I sent her one saying well if u don’t want to talk its ok I will go, I then got a answer back saying “sorry I haven’t checked my messages for a few days, how are you? ;)”

We started chatting about things & I asked if I could meet her, this was at the Saturday we made a date to meet on the Monday at her flat, I was surprised how quickly she wanted to meet, usually people in Tinder want to talk for ages before they agree to meet up.

When Monday came I got ready & sent off the 13 miles to her flat, I pulled up outside & there two woman on the balcony looking at me I locked the car & walked up the steps.

The door opened & I walked up to the flat on getting there this woman open the door and I looked at her wow she’s got some big tits I thought, I then kissed her on the cheek she asked me to come in the living room and sit down she went & put the kettle on, her mate sat down & said hello I started to talk to her thinking she’s not bad, anyway Sharon came back in with cups of tea & sat next to me, we was chatting away I was looking at her tits when she said the face is here sorry I said she said are u a tit man, no I said I like a good arse, she started laughing we finished the tea & her flat mate was still sat there so Sharon said shall we go in the bedroom to talk ok yes I said.

We got in the bedroom on the bed we was just chatting at first, I started to kiss her I thought will u are going to get fucked bring me in here, I undid her jeans & put my hand on the top of her knickers she pulled my hand out, I was still kissing her I got my hand on top of her bra playing with her nipples thought the material, I then tired a old trick I gently bit her on the neck she shouted what the fuck but her nipple got hard when she felt hard it was she said that nice yes I know bit her again and play with her hard nipples, I went back to kissing her then I slide my hand back in the top of her jeans and in her knickers she pulled it out again I don’t do that on the first nigh, at this point I’m thinking yes u will lol,

I bit her neck again she was loving it I rubbed her nipples again over the top of her bra she was loving it, I put my hand back on her knickers this time she didn’t stop me, so I put my hand inside her knickers straight on her bald cunt & rubbed her crack she opened her legs & I put a finger in her & started to finger fuck her she was all wet, I pulled her jeans off then got hold of her knickers to pull then down she grabbed her knickers & said no, I said there coming off again she said no there not anyway I kept on a couple of times with this then she said go on then take them off, I pulled her knickers down I then started to get undressed my big hard cock was ready to fuck her, I asked her to take her top off at first she said no I don’t do that, I said go on top it off with that she did & fuck the size of her tits she was looking at my cock & said that’s a big one I said yes its not bad its 8 1/2 inch long, she smiled & said please be careful I haven’t had one so big before, I was kissing her & move down to suck on her tits I was biting her nipples she was loving it I then went down to lick her cunt I licked her crack she then said no I don’t like that but I said u will, no stop it I don’t, just come up here & fuck me with that big knob I moved back up the bed she opened her legs & I put my cock in her & started to fuck her it didn’t take me long to make her cum, I’m banging my knob in her as hard & fast as I could she was loving the fucking I was giving her, she came three more times before I shoot my load in her,

I start to kiss her again I could feel my cock coming out of her, I played with her tits till it had dropped out of her, She said I must going to the toilet & clean up I got up & looked at she cunt there was my spunk running out of her & down round her arse it looked so good,

She went to the toilet & came back, we then got in the bed she asked me where I learned to fuck like that, it was lovely I haven’t ever cum like that will u fuck me again before u go, yes I said but u must let me lick u out, I don’t know she said I don’t like that I said well nobody has done it properly before then she slid down the bed & started sucking my cock let me get this back hard on this I said I love a woman who cleans her muck up this made her laugh, anyway she got me hard again I said open your legs & I started to lick her out her was a bit funny to start with saying she didn’t like it, Then I hit the spot god she shouting that’s nice & she was cuming all over the bed I looked at her & she was shaking fucking hell she said can I change my mind that was lovely I don’t know what u did down there but that was fucking lovely I put my knob back in her & fucked her again but when I was ready to cum I pulled out & shoot spunk all over her face, she cleaned up & we kissed then laid chatting, I was getting hard again I put her hand on my knob she said omg does this mean u are going to fuck me again yes if u want me to I am, I was kissing her & I had three finger up her cunt fuck she saying fuck please fuck me now on that I told her to kneel on the bed I’m going to take up from behind so she did I put my knob in her cunt hole but she was a little tight I then spit on my hand & rub it on the end of my knob & pushed him in to her please she said becareful I pushed it all the way up her I ask how it felt she asked me to moved slow till she got use to it I then started to fuck her hard & fast the bitch was scream fuck that’s nice that’s fucking nice give it to me I was fucking her with all I had, then the door opened & her mate was stood there, She said are u ok u was making a lot of noise yes she saying yes fuck he knows how to fuck its fucking lovely, I was thinking are u coming to join in but she shut the door & went well I kept fucking her she was really wet I then had a idea if I pull out by mistake & then move forward I might get it up her arse.

I puled back grabbed my knob moved it up a bit then moved it forward bingo I was up her shitter she jumped forward & said no please not there I was just kept fucking her up the bum, she started to moaning that’s nice I was ready to cum she started to cum fuck she saying this is a night to remember I was hold my cum back till I was ready again I then shoot my spunk up her arse I pulled my cock out & my cum was running out & down her cunt, She said that feels nice running down there,
well we cleaned up got dress kissed & I left saying I will be back tomorrow.

The next night when I got there she wasn’t in her mate said she would be back in about a hour she had to go see her dad ago can I wait yes she said. She then said Sharon was enjoying what u was doing to her last night, I said u should have join in no she said Sharon wouldn’t let me, she walk in the kitchen & put the kettle I walked in behind her & put my hand on her arse she didn’t moved it, so I turn her round she said I was so turn on watching u two last night I put my hand up her skirt straight on her mound she didn’t say anything I was working my fingers in her crack I could feel she was getting wet I ripped her knickers down pushed her to the table bend her over it & shoved my knob up her. she saying we can’t do this please don’t so I said u want it don’t yes but she’s my mate I said I’m not going to tell her if u don’t, no I’m not she said on that I turned her round laid her on the table & started to fuck her hard I could see out of the window to see if Sharon came back with me fucking her mate, I was banging into her she was screaming I’m going to cum I said so am I with that I push hard in to her & shoot a load up her I then grabbed my phone & got a picture of her cunt with my cum running out the her all body she said why the pictures I said a bit of insurance then u don’t say anything about me fucking up she said no I wouldn’t I would like to do it again was time, Sharon said last night u was a good fuck & u are, I started stopping Friday nights fucking Sharon all night & when she went to work for 6am I would get up & get in bed with her mate & fuck her I was on a winner lol.

This Saturday Sharon was at work just me & her mate Sandy in the flat I said I think I will go for a walk, wait sandy said, I will come with u its a nice day we set off I said come on lets walk in the woods I could see a nice grassy bank I said lets walk to the bank & have a sit down, when we got there I was feeling randy it was a lovely day I thought sun on my arse as I was fucking sandy, I put my hand up her skirt pulled her knickers down what are u doing we can’t do it here why not I says because somebody might see, Its ok don’t worry I got my knob out & told her to suck it she was sucking away, I told her I wanted to fuck her but she said no because someone might see, just cum in my mouth, as soon as she said that I shot my load down her throat and she jumped a little bit from the shock!  Then sharon texted me saying she got off work early and askin if i wanted to meet up at hers again, lucky i didnt fuck her mate becuase i wouldnt have had any enegry to fuck Sharon that evening!  By the end of that weekend my balls were drained from fucking sharon and her mate, I can’t wait to see how my other dates from the site turn out!